Tuesday, 6 November 2013, EAST ORANGE, NEW JERSEY - Well Bloggers will you look at those numbers? About a hundred of you came out of the hall closet today to take a peek at your purscription (that is a blogging magazine that comes with pills in it HA! HA!) and see how much money I was making. Turns out you were not the only ones either. Now that I am a person of "interest" I was followed home by all these drones, fighter jets that kept crashing when the pilots passed out from no oxygen (they all safely parachuted into the Walmart outdoor greenhouse and lawn furniture section, no worries) and some kids from the neighborhood middle school that is the only one still open I do not know where they bought those RPGS. Probably the flea market down the road.
Anyhoo you can see that this blogging is becoming a major interest of national security I think on account of if you look at enough of them you can learn how to do just about anything except maybe read and write. What I want to know is, though, why is the head of the place an "Admiral"? Are they not the ones that drive them big boats like that Valdez Supertanker with that drunk Admiral Hazelwood? You know if I were going to spend a few billion dollars on one of those rigs especially with a full tank of gas, I must say I believe I would skip the drunk and pay some other guy (or gal) maybe a couple bucks more an hour and say, "Look here buddy, maybe a couple of tall boys, but none of the hard stuff before the sun comes up at dawn."
Personally I think that now that Exxon changed its name so it looks like some weird other company with two swastikas in the middle of its name, and they have made such a fuss for about a quarter of a century that they have been to the United States Supreme Court about a dozen times so they figure those Justices will all die off or just forget either who Exxon is or who they are before Exxon ever even has to cough up the one billion bucks. Which by then anyway on account of Ted "Hair" Cruz, Speaker Boneher and all them "Tea Party" sign carriers I do not even think they know whether they won or lost nor where they are supposed to show up whatever they did because I doubt anyone wants to get close enough to them to tell them where their office is, on account also of they have already said that they believe our Government should do NO WORK. So that means Alaska and everyone else is going to want "No Dollars!" thank you very much.
Oh brother, give me an honest blogger any day, you know what I say. . . .Well until next time I will see you in the funny papers, and you watch out for those drone-driving teenagers who still only have their permit. (HA HA - joke!). Hey so an Admiral runs the NSA when he is trying not to get tossed in the slammer by mumbling when he really is off on a doozy making up new words lying to Congress while drinking big bottles of cough syrup (except of course Dianne Feinstein because she is from San Francisco, so she naturally smiles at his uniform on account of she LIKES to be watched).
So anyway if an Admiral watches our daughters get ready for high school in the bathroom, let us just take a wild guess who run the CIA while he made kissy-kissy on his top-secret e-mail while she wrote a book about it you can buy over there at the dollar store, talked the dirty talk right over there at you-know-where got the big sick bird head on the front hall floor, well man I please would like to know who run that TSA because no offense but THEY got some real head cases. You always make it onto the plane praying "Thank you God for letting me live through that one." You know it only could be I will bet you (now that this is a Google-approved gambling site) that it must be some real elderly astronaut from before they even had planes.
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Do not forget to read my four other blogs, I did!
Anyhoo you can see that this blogging is becoming a major interest of national security I think on account of if you look at enough of them you can learn how to do just about anything except maybe read and write. What I want to know is, though, why is the head of the place an "Admiral"? Are they not the ones that drive them big boats like that Valdez Supertanker with that drunk Admiral Hazelwood? You know if I were going to spend a few billion dollars on one of those rigs especially with a full tank of gas, I must say I believe I would skip the drunk and pay some other guy (or gal) maybe a couple bucks more an hour and say, "Look here buddy, maybe a couple of tall boys, but none of the hard stuff before the sun comes up at dawn."
Personally I think that now that Exxon changed its name so it looks like some weird other company with two swastikas in the middle of its name, and they have made such a fuss for about a quarter of a century that they have been to the United States Supreme Court about a dozen times so they figure those Justices will all die off or just forget either who Exxon is or who they are before Exxon ever even has to cough up the one billion bucks. Which by then anyway on account of Ted "Hair" Cruz, Speaker Boneher and all them "Tea Party" sign carriers I do not even think they know whether they won or lost nor where they are supposed to show up whatever they did because I doubt anyone wants to get close enough to them to tell them where their office is, on account also of they have already said that they believe our Government should do NO WORK. So that means Alaska and everyone else is going to want "No Dollars!" thank you very much.
Oh brother, give me an honest blogger any day, you know what I say. . . .Well until next time I will see you in the funny papers, and you watch out for those drone-driving teenagers who still only have their permit. (HA HA - joke!). Hey so an Admiral runs the NSA when he is trying not to get tossed in the slammer by mumbling when he really is off on a doozy making up new words lying to Congress while drinking big bottles of cough syrup (except of course Dianne Feinstein because she is from San Francisco, so she naturally smiles at his uniform on account of she LIKES to be watched).
So anyway if an Admiral watches our daughters get ready for high school in the bathroom, let us just take a wild guess who run the CIA while he made kissy-kissy on his top-secret e-mail while she wrote a book about it you can buy over there at the dollar store, talked the dirty talk right over there at you-know-where got the big sick bird head on the front hall floor, well man I please would like to know who run that TSA because no offense but THEY got some real head cases. You always make it onto the plane praying "Thank you God for letting me live through that one." You know it only could be I will bet you (now that this is a Google-approved gambling site) that it must be some real elderly astronaut from before they even had planes.
Copyright 2013 maxmoney All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Do not forget to read my four other blogs, I did!
